- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

Retractable Teeth

The power to be distracted with grea

The power to melt ice into hot ice

The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

captain obvious

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to poop out your penis.

The power to fall up.

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

the power two become drunk at anytime

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

Pointless Super Powers