The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!