The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!