The power to bleed

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to not exist.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to die

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!