the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to sneeze cum

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!