The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to die at will.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!