The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to write a country song

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to not have power

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!