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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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the power to fly for a second

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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Immunity to medication

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to die at will

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!