The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to be bad at everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!