the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to die at will

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to be buried at sea

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to shit brix

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!