The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to shit brix

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to fart inwards.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power of exact change

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to murder rocks.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!