the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to write complete sentenc

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the ability to become black.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!