the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Grass eating

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!