The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to have a power

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die at will

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!