The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to repel women.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!