The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to snore.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!