power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to turn wine into water

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!