X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!