The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!