The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to have no powers

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to predict the present

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to go on this website

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to to think less

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the power to see through water.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to be pointless!

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!