The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to see John Cena.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!