The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!