The power to commit suicide.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to see John Cena.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!