the power to remember th...

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!