The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!