the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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Have sex but not feel it

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!