The power to shit in your eye

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power... to read this

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to have a black president

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power of exact change

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!