The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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captain obvious

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to understand women!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!