The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to control dodos

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!