The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to control urine

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to die at will.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!