The power to kill yourself

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to fart upon command.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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Immunity to medication

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!