Third armpit.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!