the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to not have power

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!