The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to make dad jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!