mint berry crunch

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The power to play a flute with your ass

the power to glow in the light

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The power to commit suicide.

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

The power to draw a perfect circle

Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

The power to fall unconscious at will.

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

The Power to Combust

The power to die when you do Anything!!!

Swiss army teeth.

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!