the power to die at will

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Lactokinesis

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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KeemStar

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power... to read this

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!