Stop clapping

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to have no powers

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to predict the present

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to speak brail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!