The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to go through open windows

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!