The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The ability to be raped.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to be bad at everything

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!