- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be dead

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

The power to not hear thunder.

The power to be distracted with grea

The ability to smell colors

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

The Power to make up full names on the spot.

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The power to blow up when you blink

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

The power to to think less

the power to see through water.

Pointless Super Powers