If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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the power to glow in the light

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to die at will

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The power to be bad at everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!