The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to be phone

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to have a black president

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to speak with death people..

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!