The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power of micro penis.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!