The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to die at will

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!