the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to fart flames

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!