The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to repel women.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!