the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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penis

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to smell poop

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!