the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to suck your own dick

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!