The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!