The power to die at will

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to slip on anything.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!