The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to slip on anything.

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power to eat through your but

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to seduce hats

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penis

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to vote

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the power to hate nature

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!