The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Taekwondo

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!