The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to turn food into shit.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power spite flower

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to speak with death people..

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!