The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to like any show

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!