The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to fly in space

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!