The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to fail at life

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to become a carrot.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!