- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

the power to sh*t brix at will!

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

alarm that goes off when hiding

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to make other people hold their breath.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

.sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop ehT

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

Pointless Super Powers