the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to lose your power at will

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!