The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!