The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to ride a bike

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to pee standing up

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!