the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!