The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to taste your own spit

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to die when you die

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!