To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to always hug people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!